Michael Page Japan

Michael Page Japan is another basic, run-of-the-mill, terrible recruiting company. From their website, they are a British company with about 1 billion pounds in revenue and more than 5,000 employees. They are listed on the London Stock Exchange.

Already, by the fact that they are a public company with large revenues and numerous employees, this should be a red alert to people. They are a churn factory, and what they do is push people to any number of random positions to meet quota. They will put a furniture worker for an IT data engineer role because, hey, wood working could actually be seen as an engineer of some sorts! Or they may put an English teacher forward for a country manager role, because, hey, this guy has lived overseas and is an international man of mystery!

I have used Michael Page Japan several times. I went to their shitty old offices in Kamiyacho where they tried to portray themselves as international-chic, but they are no more than a bunch of old JET and English teachers who are trying to find a way to stay in Japan without teaching English. It's as simple as that. The Japanese staff there, meanwhile, are washed up corporate rejects who are unemployable and have no skills other that goma suru and brown nosing their bosses, while working as loyal robots with no opinions of their own. Their former country manager is a Euro-dork who is completely clueless and is a passive aggressive moron.

In my next post, I will talk about specific examples of their ineptitude.

Another reason why I hate Robert Half Japan

Last month, I met one of their recruiters at an offsite place in Tokyo. She was nice enough, but invariably spewed the company line. "Robert Half is the leader in the industry, blah blah blah, we have contacts with all of the top companies, blah blah blah".

So I said ok, lets see what you've got. I put my resume for a job which I fit pretty well for. They said I should get an interview. I asked if this required native level Japanese skills, which I do not have. I am fluent, but I don't have quite the level yet to be considered native. They said no, all it requires is business Japanese and that they need a native English speaker to talk to the clients and staff. So this sounded great. I thought I was in.

One week pass, no response.

Second week passes, no response.

I start thinking something is fishy. I send email and phone calls to that recruiter. Nothing. Fuck that! I get fed up and then emailed their main email line and her. Not surprisingly, she responds in a few minutes. "Oh, they actually were looking for a native Japanese speaker. Sorry for this, but I will continue to keep looking for opportunities for you."

WTF! Why did you fucking waste my time and effort if this was the case?! Shit. I could have saved my paid time off instead of wasting a half day to go meet this chick. Piece of crap is what I say. I will add more stories in the future. This is just the tip.

Robert Half Japan

Robert Half Japan is another one of these foreign recruiting companies who have a presence here in Japan, especially Tokyo. They focus on financial services and technology. Although they are a large company with headquarters on the prestigious Sand Hill Road in Menlo Park, CA and are publicly traded on the NYSE, I found their Tokyo office to be a complete disappointment. Granted, they have nice offices in Otemachi, but their staff is utterly incompetent and have the same mentality as your typical foreign recruiters: churn them out, send resumes blindly, introduce salaries that are nowhere near the actual level, have no idea of what they are talking about as they are mostly former English teachers. In fact, a few of these guys in the Tokyo office have been there more than 20 years and can barely order in severely broken Japanese at the local izakaya. If this is the way you try to integrate yourself into the neighborhood, try again as that is a big fail.

Some of their usual tactics will be to blindly contact you, inform you that there is a great fit ("Oh, you are a computer programmer with 10 years of experience working in financial technology? Oh, I have this position with Suntory as a data entry staff that you would be perfect for!") and then have your hopes get up, only to of course have the company tell them they need perfect native Japanese skills and actual relevant skills to the job.

Another thing they do is ask you to come in, go over your history, ask for information about your salary and other private info, kiss your ass, and then after wasting an hour, say that oh, sorry, we don't have anything for you, but please keep in touch. WTF!

Robert Half is a typical snake oil salesman, doing nothing of value to the society, and basically pushing "product". Stay away from them.

Next post will be on another crap recruiting company. I will eventually go back to talking about good ones, but for now, I have to release my anger.

Nikkei Career Net site

Nikkei Career Net site

This is a popular career website in Japan. It predominantly features Japanese companies and recruiters. Also, the majority of the postings are entirely in Japanese so I'd advise either being able to read some key words in Japanese or get an online translation of the sites. There are good selections of job posts, but as with most of these kinds of sites, strong Japanese ability is needed, at least for reading. Also, when you actually receive a email from these guys, more often than not, the email will be in Japanese as these recruiters can only function in that language. However, there are some great jobs.

Consider searching by keywords such as "English", "xxx English", or something to that effect. This site also requires you to register and upload your resume. This is actually a good, time saving tool which can allow you to mass apply with a click of the mouse.

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Antelope Career Consulting

Antelope is a top recruiting company in Tokyo. Based in Hibiya, it has a network with most of the top financial firms as well as firms in other industries. However, it is primarily known as a financial industry and consulting industry recruiting firm.

Their staff is completely Japanese, but a couple of them speak decent English. One person worked in the US for a time, and he can hold conversation easily. Don't let the lack of Japanese language skills dissuade you from applying. I find most professional Japanese have a decent level of English comprehension although their speaking is something that requires work.

From their website, they work with the following types of companies:

Financial industry
Investment banks
Private equity/Investment funds
Asset managment/hedge funds
Venture capital companies
Commercial banks
Trust banks
Real estate finance companies
Government-affiliated finance compane

Consulting industry
Strategy consulting firms
Financial consulting firms
Recycling consulting
Human resources consulting
General/IT consulting
Medical consulting
Others

Japanese recruiting companies - Which ones?

I have talked with several Japanese recruiting firms. As with anything, some are better than others. However, what I found is that they all are much more polite and actually helpful in comparison to the horrible foreign recruiters-- Michael Page, Hays, Intelligence, Robert Walters in particular. In the future, I will give specific examples of why I hate those foreign recruiters, but for now, I will hold my tongue.

Japanese recruiters understand the way of doing business in Japan. Cultural expectations and business customs are essential in doing business, particularly in an industry such as recruiting where you are introducing human capital to a firm. Therefore, careful screening, understanding of the fit between the candidate and the hiring company, as well as people management skills are all critical. Understanding and working with a Japanese company requires a lot of indirect interaction. By that, I mean that you cannot be direct and say what you exactly want to say. This may be a turn off, but when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Anyways, check out these firms:
Antelope Career Consulting
Recruit
Kotora